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Created on 2008-02-11 10:27:42 (#14920266), last updated 2008-02-17
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Basic Info| Name: | frank_almighty |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1988-11-14 |
| Location: | Australia |
BioGreetings! I am Frank.
...And chances are, I'm writing this from work. By day, I am technically employed, but I use the term very loosely. By night, I am an uncommitted novelist who usually has a chapter or two overdue and a frazzled agent to resent in the meantime. I come from the greatest redneck pit of civilisation my continent has to offer: a beer-and-flannelete hole whose chief claim to fame is its free parking. My landlord here insists that I live in a house, but really it is more a construction of skillfully stacked pizza boxes- architectural masterpiece courtesy of my housemates. Alternately, I live in Starbucks- it's much cleaner and less crowded.
I have a kitten and a hermit crab named Dr. Zoidberg. I am a veteran on the metal circuit, with a sincere ambition to fracture my skull and destroy my hearing while I'm still young enough to have a chance of either one repairing. My primary loves are toast and coffee, though I also enjoy the odd spot of tax evasion and the kind of concerts that induce temporary deafness. Once in a while I am inclined to write something, or even less frequently, actually do my job.
That isn't all there is to me, but it's about all I feel like writing for the moment. Rest assured though, I will have plenty of innane details to add at a later date. I know you all live to hear about my day and the things that irk me... So stay tuned.
PS. I am a comment-whore. Please take advantage of it.
...And chances are, I'm writing this from work. By day, I am technically employed, but I use the term very loosely. By night, I am an uncommitted novelist who usually has a chapter or two overdue and a frazzled agent to resent in the meantime. I come from the greatest redneck pit of civilisation my continent has to offer: a beer-and-flannelete hole whose chief claim to fame is its free parking. My landlord here insists that I live in a house, but really it is more a construction of skillfully stacked pizza boxes- architectural masterpiece courtesy of my housemates. Alternately, I live in Starbucks- it's much cleaner and less crowded.
I have a kitten and a hermit crab named Dr. Zoidberg. I am a veteran on the metal circuit, with a sincere ambition to fracture my skull and destroy my hearing while I'm still young enough to have a chance of either one repairing. My primary loves are toast and coffee, though I also enjoy the odd spot of tax evasion and the kind of concerts that induce temporary deafness. Once in a while I am inclined to write something, or even less frequently, actually do my job.
That isn't all there is to me, but it's about all I feel like writing for the moment. Rest assured though, I will have plenty of innane details to add at a later date. I know you all live to hear about my day and the things that irk me... So stay tuned.
PS. I am a comment-whore. Please take advantage of it.
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coffee, concerts, cradle of filth, days off work, dimmu borgir, dream theater, family guy, h p lovecraft, iced earth, illustration, insomnia, iron maiden, jogging, jujutsu, literature, manowar, mastodon, metal, metalocalypse, music, nile, poetry, procrastination, psychology, south park, tax evasion, toast, virgin steele, writing
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